January 2011
December 2010
BIRTHDAY WEEKEND HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.
~gonna drink a lot tonight like yeah~
~gonna look dayumm fine like yeah~
Ok but really though, I love New Year’s Eve.
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
What a day this will be.
Snow.
I am overjoyed.
Jonathan Montero made a tumblr.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Mouse and I are going to open a restaurant called...
“May I please have the motherfucking hamgburger, with a side of motherfucking fries?”
“Coming right up, motherfucker.”
“Oh, could I get a side of motherfucking pickles as well?”
“Motherfucking right you can!”
"I invited you over to get girlfriend points, but...
BEST BOYFRIEND BLOG
BBB
I have like 6 tattoos I want,
and one that needs to be finished,
and no money.
CAN’T WAIT FOR MY BIRTHDAYYYY.
Summer,
Please come quickly this year.
“We never even kissed or looked into each other’s eyes. Our lips just trespassed...”
– House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (via thechocolatebrigade)
One week until my birthday you guys.
SO EXCITED TO BE DRUNK FROM THURSDAY NIGHT UNTIL SUNDAY MORNING YOU GUYS.
So much coffee already.
SO MUCH.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
FRA GEEEE LAYYYY
It was a great Christmas Eve.
Got off work, picked up Mouse, went home, showered, watched half of Pierrot le Fou, then watched Eternal Sunshine, part of Anastasia, a few episodes of Hey Arnold, The Office christmas episodes from season two and three, and A Christmas Story.
I wish I could spend tomorrow the same way.
I wish I could spend every day this way.
“Echo Lawrence: Get real. Most guys are keeping score with every lap of their...”
– Rant byChuck Palahniuk
Watching Elf with my sisters and Mouse.
YAY CHRISTMAS.
I should be drunk.
Love to spend my Christmas Eve working.
Currently enjoying my smoke break, then back inside for 6 more hours of hell. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY.
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE THAT I DON'T...
AND I AM HUNGRY.
You guys I'm grumpy today.
IT JUST HASN’T BEEN A GOOD DAY NOT AT ALL NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT EVEN.
Work was hectic and now I’m waiting on my mom and tomorrow is going to suck I just want to skip Christmas.
Also, my ankle has been killing me all day I don’t know what I did to it but goddamn.
I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I’d like to just skip forward in time to late Saturday night. Christmas eve? No thank you. Christmas day? Nah, not for me.
drama-rama:
-laurenwilliams:
ew so i just walked into the kitchen
and my mom is in there wearing no pants or underwear
so i turn around real fast and i was like ew uh sorry
and she made no effort to cover herself or tell me to leave. she just says
no it’s okay. what do you want for lunch tomorrow?
ahahahahaha whattt even
Oh dear lord my mother.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ALONE TONIGHT
drama-rama:
katannakarinadennings:
SAD SAD SAD SAD
SAD
OK
ok
NEITHER DO I
=(
:’( CRYING 4EVAA
magicalbooshie:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ALONE TONIGHT
SAD SAD SAD SAD
SAD
OK
ok
Sitting at the park by the library trying to come...
In a world where gypsies live in caves and have befriended bears…
Gladiators think they’ve been brainwashed by the bears, who, during their hibernation period, are suspected by the gladiators of creating a brainwashing device. The gladiators want to fight the bears to use this device, which doesn’t actually exist, to get the gypsies to return to their city and become their...
