January 2012
I have honestly never IN MY LIFE had a worst last...
2011 you are the biggest fucking asshole dickface I swear to god I will kill you.
I wish I haven’t been drinking because I am going to vomit.
I HAVE BEEN IN MY HEAD PLANNING SOMETHING FOR MONTHS REALLY BUT MOSTLY THE PAST 3 DAYS AND THEN IT JUST WHOOOOP ALL GONE what the fuck really I just want to complain to my mom about WHY THE FUCK.
And my fucking tailbone hurts it hurts so bad.
2011, you're ending like a giant fucking bitch.
this is not an interesting blog: I’ve been... →
drama-rama:
I’ve been reunited with an old friend tonight (vodka). I honestly can’t remember the last time i was actually DRUNK. Its happening tonight. Hellooooo 2016! Lindsey and I just eatched Hangover Dos. It was pretty much
“hey, you guys did a good job with that Hangover movie, write a sequel!”
“fuck…
Mouse is drunk and I am not. SOMEONE COME CUT THE CYST OUT OF MY TAILBONE...
Cranberry and Vodka is God's greatest gift to the...
Cranberry and RASPBERRY vodka is God’s sweetest, most glorious, greatest #1 gift to me.
IF ANYONE WANTS TO CALL ME TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY LATER ASK ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER!
We rented The Hangover 2, it’s so far EXACTLY THE SAME as the first one which I love.
Seymour is sitting in his new favorite box that I don’t think we can ever throw away because he loves it. Mouse is...
Where should I go for dinner, you guys?
Fabulous dress for my birthday? CHECK.
I mean, FABULOUS.
Like I look like a goddess fabulous.
Monday night I will be a drunk, fabulous goddess. My favorite thing to be.
December 2011
Started Mindy Kaling's book, Is Everyone Hanging...
Definitely going to finish it before I go to sleep tonight, I cannot tell you how many times I’ve laughed out loud. She is the #1 person I wish were my best friend, hands down.
Mindy Kaling for President and my bff 2012.
Tomorrow marks the first day of my 3 day birthday...
Today is shitty because I have to work, but tomorrow I get to go buy a new dress and then it’s New Year’s Eve and Mouse got the night off! And then Sunday is my birthday and I get to go out to lunch with my mom and then Monday is my not-so-surprise party where I shall get incredibly drunk with most of my favorite people and it will be wonderful.
I’M SO EXCITED!
Can't sleep.
Can’t even complain about why I can’t sleep.
I don’t want to work tomorrow. Or ever.
There’s this big giant wonderful thing looming over me and keeping me awake. There are ten thousand things I want to start doing.
I want a cigarette but I hate smoking alone outside at night and I have no one to call.
WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW I JUST WANT TO STAY UP AND DO...
I’m a life ruiner.
I'm happy.
Really, really happy. Mouse is snoring next to me, his hand is keeping mine warm, and I don’t want to go to sleep because when I wake up, he’ll be gone. I love him, so much. Mushy mushy mush post :)
Good night, tumblr.
brinna:
“My mind, it wandered off alone to find...
You guys, I'm almost 20!
I need to wake up early tomorrow and clean the apartment, it’s disgusting.
There are forks everywhere. HOW DO WE ALWAYS HAVE FORKS EVERYWHERE SERIOUSLY.
I’ll be 20 at midnight on New Years eve and I have nothing to do! WHO IS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ME?!?
Seymour and Wednesday will.
I Wasn’t Prepared | Eisley
“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their...”
– J.D Salinger (via blua)
I am so tired.
I have never been this tired.
In addition to the complaints of my last post,
I’ve also had cramps on and off all day, and my feet are freezing.
If I think of anything else to complain about, don’t worry, I’ll let you guys know.
I bruised my tailbone or something because all day I have been in a ridiculous amount of pain when something so much as grazes that area. I can’t get comfortable, I slept in too long this morning and drank too much coffee and now I’m not going to be able to sleep and I have to wake up so early tomorrow, and I feel horribly anxious for no good reason.
Mostly though I’m just in...
